Not been posting on here due to dealing with 3 attempted burglaries of the Blade and 1 attempt to get in the house. Can't believe twice they managed to get away in the fog as i live out in the countryside and am surrounded by fields and dense woodland and this provided excellent cover for them. Fuckers come back a fourth time though and there's gonna be some headline news in this area!! Just scared of leaving the Blade as i have done so much to secure it, and it just seems if they really want it, she's gonna go missing!! So im looking for suggestions as to what to do with the culprit should i or rather when i catch him/them?? My job could help me alot here but it seems i just need to have that little rant along with hearing some ideas of how others would deal with this kind of thing before i get to grips with finding individuals through these job perks!!
Personally I'd bunk in the garage till the fuckers come back!! Let them have it obviously on self defence grounds!!
A big feck off dog mate and I'll bet they won't come anywhere near your bike. Also acts like the best alarm u could buy. Either that or they need to take a nasty fall.
How about a beam across the route in, linked to a buzzer that way you can get your rest, but still devise the outcome, once caught this may not be nice, though pepper spray comes to mind.Plus others i can't repeat .
Amphetamines, a comfy armchair & a f**kin shotgun. Tie them up & then slowly remove the ends of there fingers with a pair of shitty old garden shears, then, force them to eat salt & vinegar DISCO crisps to aid the healing process to the ends of there fingers.
Get one of them blank shotgun cartridges gadgets . just goes bang ... but fookin loud and they wouldn't know you weren't shooting at em
My mate has 1 of those home made alarms in the garage that opening the door triggers a spring loaded arm that sets of a blank shotgun cartridge . It would go of in they're ear and scare the holy shit out of them . Get cameras put up even if they are fake they will think twice about being captured on tape You don't want to end up in jail for battering the pricks so you need to at least get a shit hot alarm system . Here is one of the shotgun shell alarms . Its basically just a trip wire system that sets the empty shell of right next to them .. LOUD as F**K mate Henry Krank Alarm Mine | eBay
Sorry to hear of your troubles mate, that must be a nightmare !!!!!!!!!!! you work hard, earn an honest living, treat yourself and some scumbag thinks they can just help themselves because their misfortunate, pile off rubbish IMO, you work hard you play hard and thats fair, you want to be scum bag dosser fine but don't expect any kind of exsistance better than scumbag dosser. What is your line of work if you don't mind me asking you hint that it could be of help in this matter. If you want my opinion like others who have replied my first thought is I would suggest giving these scumbags what they deserve. However being sensible be careful mate, most thieves are stupid but in some cases they are not and send children in to do the work as the courts dish out soft sentence's (safari holidays so they can find their self worth, yeah right) and kids are easily bullied into doing crimes by older gang members. If it is a minor and you apprehend them you could end up in very serious bother depending on how its done, and they will most likely believe them over you which is insane but how things are unfortunately. My advice would be if possible move the bike away to some where save, try and video the scum bag comitting a crime, or if you are considering apprehending them do so with a witness and possbily get video evidence so everything is above board and call the police immediately.
Get a couple of infra red alarms set up in the garage. Ground anchor on the outside of the garage door to prevent it from opening, and an internal ground anchor on any external garage doors. I'd also get a few infra red halogen external lights put up around the property for good measure. Get on the phone to your local safer neighbourhoods PC. Have a rant & ask them to make sure they cruise your property regularly. I'd also get a wireless webcam set up in the garage & one outside, so if they are that determined, you can catch them on CC TV. As tempting as it is, I would avoid confronting them at all costs as it could escalate out of control and you'll either end up in mega hot water with the Police, or stabbed. If they've tried to get in to your house, I'd make securing that a priority. Always keep one of those big, heavy MAG lights torches available...if it's dark, you 'may' need a torch, and then you 'may' have needed to defend yourself with it.
Guys that has been most helpful and super funny. Ive installed CCTV and a motion detector at the bottom of the garden. Not sure if ive been followed or not but whoever they are they are pretty determined as this evening ive witnessed a van and car both of which took time to have a real good look. I got all the details and as i have the perks of the job i must admit not to use the rifle took some doing!! Cheers chaps for your valuable input. Looks like the ole girl might have to be stored elsewhere for the time being but i am determined to catch these fuckers.
Cheers Vino, i have secured some gadgets from work and put these up this evening. It has to be said that if i wake up tomorrow and the bikes gone, then they bloody deserve it. I hear you about the confrontation part and have bugged the crap out of the local Police as they do struggle to find me out here for some reason even after they have been here 6 or 7 times but credit where credits due they did do a damn good determined job in trying to find them. I shall see how it plays out over the next few days and go from there as to whether i add more security stuff or take my Ops Ghillie Suit out of my bergen, sit out, find them, neutralise them, scare the fuck out of them, then call the cops? Anyone think that's a good idea!?
