I forgot to mention that when I first moved out here I was told the girls are wonderful as long as you don’t mind them comparing your dick to their fathers, uncles, brothers and nephews. Having said that the six fingered w*%ks are great.
Did you know that a vehicle that is taxed as an agricultural vehicle..tractor..can only be driven a maximum of 1.5 miles on the public highway to obtain access between fields..... Yet how many do you see driving 5-10-15 miles fully laden....sometimes 20 ton on the back..how many of the drivers are HGV trained or licensed, after all that is what they are driving. The Police seem to turn a blind eye to it....yet if we have a slightly small number plate....thats it we get stopped and given a lecture on the traffic laws..
I got stuck in a queue behind one earlier this year between Bideford and Bude. Took me an hour and a half to cover the distance. Check it on the map...
