Make your choices

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  1. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    Id have to go for C personally.

    Bonus points for explaining your choice
     
  2. Mel

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    I'd go for B,
    Hot chick for entertainment (although we'd have to find some way to dye that ginger out of her hair) She's on her own so could be trained to be a slave ;) DTF? didnt get that although i got an idea...
    fishing equipment and freezer to store food
    Mp3 player for music, easiest option is to wait out the 20 years and be patient.

    You'd just have to man up and learn to deal with the vicious animals..
     
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    DFT I had to google it myself also mel lol

    and nothing wrong with red for a woman, my fav colour on a female.
     
  4. kpone

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    There's a lot of anti ginga feeling on this site and it upsets me. I would take to the streets in protest...

    If I could go out in sunlight.

    Anyway, I'd pick B.

    Hot chick: no explanation required there, I feel.

    Chest freezer with unlimited power source: perfect for all the fish and meat gathered from the vicious animals of the island.

    Gathered for me by the two Poles. Wonderful people, marvellous history. Work like Trojans.

    I'd also get them to build, plumb, spark and decorate a lovely house for said hot chick and myself, because they excel in the building game.

    And I would get them to do this on the promise of a share of the ten million in gold hidden on the island which I haven't found yet because I didn't pick A, but I have a good feeling about it and I've got twenty years to look.

    Then I'd sit back against a palm tree with my solar MP3 player on, although I'd spell it better, watching the hot chick in her bikini, washing my clothes.
     
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  5. Remal

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    well thought out Ken
     
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    ^^ that... is a great answer (for a ginger) :D
     
  7. vino

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    Not C. After the dog food runs out, the Rottweilers would probably wait until I'm stoned off my face & eat me.

    It's a tough call between A & B. Head says B, as per Ken's explanation above....but in a snap decision I'd go with A.

    Lesbians are my favourites of all the gays
    I like a drink
    Hmmm, drunk lesbian parties.....(Actually been to one. Passed out drunk with my foot in a toilet bowl & woke up naked (but unfortunately unmolested) in one of their beds. Happy times)
    Guns are cool
    In 20 years, that $10m of gold will be worth more like $50m
     
  8. Mel

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    yeah vino, but the cute one dies, and the gun will run out of rounds pretty quick unless you're a really good shot, even less if you try to shoot while drunk :D
     
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    Good rationale V, like your thinking, but I'm sticking with B. Mainly because in twenty years I'll be 70 so I'd better get my giggles in now.

    Lesbians are my favourite gays too. To watch, not to live with. They tend to the shrill and it don't take much to out butch me anyway.

    I too like a drink, but also know how to make from stuff that grows.

    Guns are cool, but I'd end up shooting the dyke. Bad karma.
     
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    You lot are thinking too one dimentionally.

    The text asking you to choose makes you assume you are faced with this choice on the island.

    Id start by picking A, get the Lemons really mullered, roger them till it was nothing but a stump, have another drink, then the fun begins.

    Somewhere on the island, there is 1 person with a fridge, fishing equipment & another hot chick, i have a gun. with the threat of a 7.62 round in the head, person b quickly acknowledges my victory and reluctantly pulls my new fridge to my side of the island whilst i enjoy a spot of fishing and a blowjob from hot chick.

    Once this is done, i have 3 hot women, 2 of which are lesbians, the other likes it any way possible, for a week or so i enjoy taking advantage of this whilst my minion servant goes and finds the gold, does the fishing etc.

    Finally, after ive got bored of three hot women, guns & Alchohol, i go looking for person C, now he has knifes, and 2 dogs, dogs are soon taken care of with a couple of long range rifle shots, and then i sit back and wait till person c is off there face on weed, slit his throat with his own knifes, set fire to the weed and use it as a big smoke signal, and escape to freedom with my 3 hot women, millions in gold, 14 and a half years worth of booze, and a well tuned Guitar. we can have boat partys all the way back to grimsby docks where i buy a mantion and retire to a life of endless sex, liver failure and eventually have my throat slit by my disgruntled minion.
     
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    Loving that.



    But you do need professional help.
     
  12. zeepony

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    B. Why would anyone want any more out of life?

    Beautiful girl, enough food for ever, a paradise island, music (although it doesnt say whats on the mp3 player or how many songs are on it - your screwed if its Summer Holiday by Cliff!)

    The vicious animals are good to keep you on your toes and active - everyone needs a threat to keep sane.

    I dont think i'd want to be rescued - come back to smelly london? No thanks.
     
  13. stevebetts

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    Craig......sounds like you've already done this before!
     
  14. vino

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    Yeah, but the moody one can fish. So I'll build us a shelter from the vicious animals, work on my tan, have a few drinks & dream of being rescued. It's all about the monies!
     

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