Biking Celebrity Death Match

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  1. vino

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    Inspired by http://1000rr.co.uk/lounge/2091.htm

    I pondered the idea of which biking celebrities would kick whose ass.

    I'll go 1st

    RDP vs. VR46 - RDP's gonna whoop his ass

    Mick Doohan vs. Digger.....
     
    #1 vino, Dec 2, 2011
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    Biaggi Vs Crutchlow....you know the Crutchdog is going to smash the shit out of the Poo Pipe Plumber.
     
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    Poo Pipe Plumber! PMSL, never heard that. Gonna nick it.

    Haslam vs. Fabrizio - Pocket rocket would take him down!
     
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    Foggy vs the whole freakin' grid, man.
     
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    Brookes Vs Andrews.....now then now then. thats a tough one, hard as nails knobber aussie or Amateur cage fighter & fitness freak Andrews....Hmmm
     
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    Interesting to see if Brooke's is any good with his fists.

    After all he usually uses his bike to beat people up...
     
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    Carl Harris vrs Frosty= Brute v Madman ????
     
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    Hairy bikers Vs Pedrobot. me thinks the little Honda rider is going to have a sore ass tonight :)
     
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    Stoner vs Lorenzo. yourgay is getting a dose of smackdown
     
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    then stoner will bitch cus he's got a sore hand
     
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    Matt, your sig jif is mesmerising. id smash that like the fist of an angry god.
     
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    Suzy Perry vs Leslie Porterfield.

    Do I really have to explain?
     
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    Reckon Brookes is all mouth. Andrews would take him down with nothing more than a nipple cripple and a Chinese burn!
     
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    Do we care who would win? Lube 'em up & let them wrestle!
     
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    Just felt a bit emotional when I realised I'll never get to see Marco finally get pissed off with Jorge's posturing and twat him one.
     
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    Ooo, remember when Foggy & Frankie Chilli (in a bath robe and race boots) nearly had a dust up in the WSB paddock? That's when real men raced
     
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    Crutchlow and toesland before he hurt his wrist! That would be a brutal punch up!


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    Yeah Foggy's a bit of a div but he's got those Charles Manson, Helter skelter eyes.
     
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    Mel vs nutty ;)
     
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    Good call, but it wouldnt be much of a fight, crutchdog is built like the proverbial. toss-land would be on his arris before you could say nine million bicycles.
     
    #20 CastrolCraig, Dec 3, 2011

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