If you don't know what kens having in the op...it's this: And after, he'll be able to eat this: and drink this: But......... will have to abstain from this:
I agree I think he is losing the plot ,and the bike should be handed over immediately ( for safe keeping )
My counterfeit theatre pass has arrived, just got to iron my blues and mask and I am good to go.. good luck Kenneth, don't worry everything will be fine mate.
I've passed pictures of you all, especially Warrilow and Norris to hospital security, stating that they're ISIS members carrying Ebola. I'm not waking up with a daffodil stuck up my arse.
These NHS cut backs are a bit of a bastard though. I remember when I nice you lady with a razor used to come and prep you for theatre. Unlucky ken. It's just contractors now.
Good luck mate. I bet you shake like a shitting dog when you come out of the anaesthetic and call the surgeon a cunt.
You know my voice very well...... So regardless if you want to or not, as you drift off and count down from 10, try as you might to ignore it the last voice you will hear is mine. Don't worry I have been practicing playing operation all week and I am becoming quite accustomed to the buzzing noise now, it doesn't put me off one bit.
Ken if it's the old gallbladder coming out you've got nothing to worry about, had mine out a year ago. My one was totally buggered so I had 6 weeks off work but the weight saving was better than fitting carbon fibre wheels. Just get used to visiting the crapper more often.
No fat free diet mate, just about 12 months of occasional bad stomach pains followed by one massive attack and that was it. scan showed bladder was totally packed.
Been on 3% fat diet since beginning of June. They say it should help my system with the adjustment. The attacks are something else, eh?