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  1. Jimbo Vills

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    All the best mate. :)
     
  2. gRRandeelion

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    Should be straight forward for you, day surgery key hole procedure and home for teatime. Plenty of rest so as not to pull any internal organs and back to normal. Better get some doors on your new workshop or it'll be full of imigrants by the time you're back on your feet.
     
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    Hope it all goes well. Be sure to regale us with all the gory details afterwards.
     
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    Has he gone now? image.jpg
     
  5. kpone

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    Here's the real horror...

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  6. Givover

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    All that F ##king moaning ???for that? Are you sure they have not just sucked some excess fat out?;)
     
  7. gRRandeelion

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    Remember Ken chicks dig scars.
     
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  8. SIDEWAYS

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    Ken you've been ragged mate.
    Don't whatever you do look at your brown star cos half of Elmley have been there:eek:
    GWS bud
     
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  9. kpone

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    They went in through my arsehole instead.

    Not bad aim either considering you're 250 miles away...
     
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    He only knows that cos he's walking like John Wayne now :D
     
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  11. sps170373

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    How you feeling ken?
     
  12. kpone

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    Not bad to be honest mate. A bit sore but still benefiting from the general I reckon. No stitches, three new belly buttons, plus, I've had an umbilical hernia for the last three years that my gp just said learn to live with. As its one of the entry sites for the operation, they fixed it while they were in.

    Weird feeling of my body being pissed but my mind is clear as a bell. Not had general anaesthetic since I was a kid.
    Really looked forward to my first bit of toast since May. But because of the tube they put down my throat I couldn't swallow it.

    Gutted......

    Well, literally...

    I'm enjoying it while I can. Every member of staff there went to great pains to tell me I was going to feel rough in the morning.
     
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  14. gRRandeelion

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    You had a tube down your throat? Strange, I had one in my side and one up the old japs eye. Funny how things vary across the country.
     
  15. kpone

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    Jap's eye!

    That must have been the thinnest gall bladder on record.

    Having read all the literature I could on the matter of late, I was expecting three entrances on my left and one extraction one on my right, but I've got three on the right and one through the navel. So more of a flute than an ocarina.

    Have to wait for the go pro footage to see which one the bugger came out through though... :D
     
  16. kpone

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    Time for my meds


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  17. kpone

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    Soon........Soon!!!.....

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  18. BoroRich

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    Hope you're right as rain soon, Ken.
     
  19. kpone

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    Feel brilliant Rich mate, I really do. Another week off to keep the holes closed and no heavy lifting for a month. Have to be careful with my diet for a little while as reintroducing too much fat now can result in something to do with 'the eye of a needle'.


    And we don't want that, do we...
     
  20. kpone

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    Just about ready to draw a line under this. Back to work today and already back into my normal routine...


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