Typical me! Mon I injure my back when a faulty chair falls apart in a cafe This evening taken to hospital by ambulance after the bloody dog runs straight into my bad knee at full speed Looks like another Xmas on crutches
X-rays showing all replacement parts in the knee where they should be, but suspected ligament. Oh well that gets me out of washing up on Xmas day
My mate set a rat trap, I wanted to make it into an X mas card. Simply says.. "Happy Fking Christmas"
Martin, with your constant run of bad luck, the best thing you can ask for is a pair of stabilisers for your bike, take the risk out of having to balance mate. GWS
I would just like to say thankyou martin. having people like you around makes life safer for the rest of us as you absorb all the bad luck! once again THANKS
The things people will do to get out of doing the Christmas day washing up! Get well soon mate, do you want some grapes?