Happy birthday, Jesus...

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  1. kpone

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    Well he must ride a Blade...
     
    #1 kpone, Dec 25, 2014
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  2. sps170373

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    I thought it was Saint nicks birthday cos the water walker was born in April?
     
    #2 sps170373, Dec 25, 2014
  3. SimonRR

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    No St Nick was born on March 15 ;)
     
    #3 SimonRR, Dec 25, 2014
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    I'm not sure who's right but I'm going to believe ken as he was alive back then
     
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  5. Givover

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    Ken is Jesus:D
     
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  6. kpone

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    His agent (the pope) had his birthday changed because marketing showed that, statistically, more people were likely to go to church at Christmas because they were home from work.

    Dumbasses...

    Don't you know nuffin'.
     
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  7. Ritchierich

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    Thanks guys for the birthday wishes but it's not until Feb. I know what your thinking and I'm thinking the same, how can he be Jesus, well here's the evidence.
    1. First track day on the SP around RAF Valley, Jesus your not take your new bike around this track in the pouring rain are you?
    2. Anglesey Circuit, Jesus that's guy is quick on his SP. ;-)
    3. Accident in June, Jesus that must of hurt. :-(
    There you go, what more can I say?
     
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  8. Givover

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    And what did you say .......OMG?:D
     
    #8 Givover, Dec 25, 2014
  9. Si.

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    I know Jesus.

    He resides in Puerto Rico. I used to pen pal him for a while. Nice chap.. couldn't swim to save his life though. Or do magic tricks....
     
    #9 Si., Dec 25, 2014
  10. kpone

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    Oh My Dad!
     
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  11. el-nicko

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    How come he's got a Mexican name?
     
    #11 el-nicko, Dec 26, 2014
  12. Freedom of choice

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    Never mind that........I'm Spartacus
     
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    I'm Brian, and so is my wife!!!
     
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