So guys......Its a Sunday.....its chucking it down......so its ' Let's go to the Mall/Retail Park darling......enjoy
Years ago I made a point of ebarressing the crap out of the mrs in supermarkets and clothes shops. I never get an invite anymore
lucky mine is sleeping as been on nights (nurse) so today is MotoGP and F1 day also thank god for online shopping, takes me 30 min with the wife to do just once a week, gotta to love the internet.
lucky mine is sleeping as been on nights (nurse) so today is MotoGP and F1 day also thank god for online shopping, takes me 30 min with the wife to do just once a week, gotta to love the internet.
Seriously all you need to do is..... Clothes shopping - start undressing maniquins and looking up their dresses, make sure when you walk past the bra section make a point of touching every one. Supermarkets - as she puts things I in the trolly take it out and put back on the shelf, when she catches you start putting the same item as she does in each time, when that gets old put random stuff in there. One thing that really annoys my mrs is people who eat things on the way round and then put the wrappers through the till...........guess what I suddenly started doing Chat up the bird at the till etc and make it twice as hard to pack, bags that you do put bread etc under heavy stuff Trust me you will never go again
Check list printed off ready for next shopping trip, looking forward to getting banned from tesco now
Don't like shopping. Most of my shopping trips seem to end up in the pub after half an hour, just lose the will to live. Andy is the same we bought the third house we viewed cos we couldn't be bothered to look any more, bedroom has the only carpet we looked at and all bathroom fittings were bought online cos we couldn't be bothered going shopping for em. Strangely enough I could look round bike shops all day !!!
U bunch of Pussey Whipped Wimps! I simply stated (the Once) "I have better things to do than traipse round the shops, take one of ya mates instead!"
Sorry I seem to have down voted you was a mistake. Wondered what that file in the corner meant. What is "down vote" what does it mean ??? Please forgive me
But guys......doesn't it make you feel all masculine and caring, carrying all her bags? And what about the social aspect of meeting up with all those other blokes littering the aisles and benches
