Gentleman sausage.

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  1. bry641

    bry641 Active Member

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    It's that time of year again were Santa (and the wife) have stopped my allowance due to presents and crap for Christmas..........

    So with that in mind I'm gonna sell my services......

    If any you blokes or specially ladies want a naked chef, butler, waiter or me to wash and polish your bike naked or in a mankinni then I'm your man........

    I can even send Picts of my gentlemans sausage, ear, foot, nose or whatever your into........

    Even for the gents I will be the tunnel but not the train:eek:....

    Need the cash for new brake/clutch levers and new exhaust.....

    I will accept PayPal, cheque, cash and bankers draft......:D:D:D:D
     
    #1 bry641, Dec 19, 2011
  2. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    KEN, GIV your topic has arrived :)
     
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  3. Givover

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    Yup .Please send photo of said Sausage to all members for approvals prior to consideration of services .
     
    #3 Givover, Dec 19, 2011
  4. bry641

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    ok
     
    #4 bry641, Dec 19, 2011
  5. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    Bry earlier today

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    #5 Remal, Dec 19, 2011
  6. kpone

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    I'm not even going to comment.

    But I see the Manc Mul's got his tail up over the opportunity.
     
    #6 kpone, Dec 19, 2011
  7. bry641

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    Sneak preview, this ones for free
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    My last happy customer
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    #7 bry641, Dec 19, 2011
  8. matt

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    Quaality thread
     
    #8 matt, Dec 19, 2011
  9. Benn The Pig

    Benn The Pig Well-Known Member

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    Made me laugh out loud
     
    #9 Benn The Pig, Dec 19, 2011
  10. bry641

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    Another one for free LADIES
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    #10 bry641, Dec 19, 2011
  11. dan.1moore1

    dan.1moore1 Senior Member

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    Wtf ? Lol
     
    #11 dan.1moore1, Dec 19, 2011
  12. kpone

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    Bry, you need to be careful handing out these freebies, mate. It's diluting the perceived value of the goods.

    Leave 'em wanting more, mate.

    Please.

    It's for all of us, okay.
     
    #12 kpone, Dec 19, 2011
  13. Nutty Tart

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    Superb thread ... I'm tempted ;)
     
    #13 Nutty Tart, Dec 19, 2011
  14. vino

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    Mustard. So does Nutty have to pay for said Bry-Services, and then write a detailed report, before he gets his own thread in the 'Traders' section?
     
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  15. vino

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    WTF? Bry's turning in to a man-whore/gigolo to fund his modding addiction, and the add at the top of the page is for Chinese mail-order brides.......whatever next?
     
    #15 vino, Dec 19, 2011
  16. bry641

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    Has somebody on here stole my idea
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    Come on own up......
     
    #16 bry641, Dec 20, 2011
  17. Givover

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    Screen saver for Ken?
     
    #17 Givover, Dec 20, 2011
  18. Benn The Pig

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    Tell me that's not you lol
     
    #18 Benn The Pig, Dec 20, 2011
  19. bry641

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    i thought it was someone on here.........def not me........
     
    #19 bry641, Dec 20, 2011
  20. kpone

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    Is it me, or does that look a bit like Tony?
     
    #20 kpone, Dec 20, 2011
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