I moved to my new house a good few months ago, but still get post for one of the previous occupiers coming through the letterbox. The surname was "Love" and a lot of the letters are for a Miss D P Love... That has to be some kind of pornstar name.. I'm just hoping the postman knows it's got nothing to do with me
I had a teacher called Mrs Love. Scottish, and taught French and English. Nasty cow with a face like a smacked arse. I doubt it was her, she'd be in her hundreds by now.
My new boss is a bit of a belter, we're going to sign him up to as many junk mail subscriptions as possible at work.
Mate, If you really want to get your own back on him you could adapt a prank I played on someone I worked with many years ago, the best bit is he will never know it even happened: The guy I mentioned above always stayed in the same family run hotel and got very friendly with the owners. One evening whilst he was staying at the said hotel I asked if I could use his room to get changed, once in the room I hid a couple of "specialist bondage homosexual magazines" where the cleaners would find them. Like I said it was a small hotel and all the staff were family members. I can imagine the conversations that went on and the giggles behind his back between the staff every time he stay there. Lovely...............
As my office is just around the corner from the head shed, I'm waiting for the day he walks in to our office as he's opening a delivery from DildosAreUs.co.uk
