Desperate Times

Well.....It's coming up to Ladies biker day.....& despite mucho polishing of my pride & joy I never get in the top 10
It's always bloody Harleys with tons a shite a dangling from em & pink monstrosities

So........I'm thinking of tootling in with Mr Lozzys HP4 carbon this year
and sticking it up their trouts

On the basis of what's his..is mine.......
And whats mine....is mine.........
shurley it can't be fraud

 

Well if I was Mr Lozzy I'd have the keys well hidden.....

 

maybe you need to wear a Bikini

 

This is a good look for 2016

 

I am Woman....O foolish man....There is nothing you can hide from us

 

As is this

 

Well if it was our house, I'd hide my keys in the ironing pile

 

Where did you dig up that photo of me

 

Same place as this one...tho I have to say....you look better after losing a few pounds

 

Actually looks like my brother in law

 

Looks like he's been over inflated.Need to let some air out, perish the thought.

 

Blimey @Lozzy that must have taken you a lot of blowing to inflate him that much

 

If he Bursts ya in bother.