Reminds me of a story a friend of mine told me. He's married to a black girl. They were spooning naked in bed one morning and he had his knob resting in between her bum cheeks. He looked at it sitting there and after a moment's musing he said to her, "my knob resting between your bum cheeks looks like a photo negative of a hot dog" Apparently she just kinda sighed and told him to go make her a cup of tea
