Getting away with it

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  1. BLAGGERS

    BLAGGERS Well-Known Member

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    This should be interesting. Anyone got any 'fond' memories of near fatals or outrunning the uniformed tax collectors? Time to 'fess up!
    I'll start with one when i really thought i was gonna lose my bike AND my license.

    Was on the back wheel doing @100mph down a near deserted dual carriageway. I went under a bridge and there was a volvo parked up, complete with stripes n lights etc. I thought sod this, defo looking at a ban and possible bike crush/mini break at her majestys leisure.
    Put the front down and wound it on. Got off the carriageway and kept it pinned as much as possible,but always aware of endangering other road users / pedestrians, so steered clear of urban areas. Anyways, next thing i knew i could hear sirens all over, then a helicopter!!!!
    I wasn't too far away from a well known airport and made a dash for it, knowing the 'copter couldn't fly within 3(?) Miles radius. I hid me n the bike in some bushes for about 7 hours, went home in the dark and sold the bike the very next day, in a different county! Got another bike, helmet, leathers the lot!
    This was about 12 years ago, and there was nowhere near the amount of traffic in that particular area as there is now.
     
  2. slowr1der

    slowr1der Active Member

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    wow thats some story..........

    mine was a bit like that but luckily i managed to hook up with my brother who drives a big american truck.......he dropped the back and i rode up the ramp whilst we were still going along the M1 ........it was amazing

    Then there was a police road block ahead so he told me to jump on his scrambler he had in the trailer, he dropped the trailer i rolled the bike down the ramp and then pinned it. Luckily for me a roadsign had partially blown over and i used it as a ramp and jumped the police road block. I gave the feds the bird as i flew over their patrol vehicles.

    I carried on but knew they would catch up quick enough so headed for a nearby RAF base, i knew there would be planes there and i could ride the bike up into the rear of a Hercules and leave the country.

    Thats exactly what i did, sold the bike in Germany the very same day bought a pair of speedos and then swam back to the UK

    Never did get caught !!!
     
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  3. BLAGGERS

    BLAGGERS Well-Known Member

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    i see.......
     
  4. Rp1

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    LOl PMSL

     
  5. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    Always a difficult subject on a public fourm Blaggs. Most people brake the limit on occasion's. but like posting speeding/wheelies etc... on youtube, it's always safe to be on the side of caution mate. If you get me ;)
     
  6. BLAGGERS

    BLAGGERS Well-Known Member

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    roger that. ;)

    so long ago now tho, not prosecutable. lol, what a word!!
     
  7. blade65

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    The name's Bond, James Bond. Nice one Slowr1der!
     
  8. dan.1moore1

    dan.1moore1 Senior Member

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    Ha Ha ..Awesome mate
     
  9. Gums

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    i got flashed for speeding in Germany in the early nineties and never paid the fine
     
  10. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    Bet you have never been back since in fear of being put in prison and bummed :)
     
  11. dan.1moore1

    dan.1moore1 Senior Member

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    I got off with 2 speeding tickets by writing letters back , asking for photos , calibrations etc

    The first 1 i asked for the photo and got a letter back saying the charges have been dropped .. happy days
     
  12. slowr1der

    slowr1der Active Member

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    Damn i forgot about that............. Admin please delete my previous thread just incase
     
  13. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    Sod that do it yourself ;)
     

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