Haha, no, just fancy a quiet life. In all fairness she leaves me to my own devices when she's in work, but prefers me to be around when she's not working, not wasting 'quality time' out on the bike etc. I get Tuesday to Saturday to do all I want for myself. It's worked for a long time now so I'm happy enough.
My mate just got done, the front of the van was facing him as he approached, so must be able to record your speed from the front too.