The whole toilet seat down thing is a horrible, girly myth invented just so they can roll their eyes at each other when it comes up in conversation to imply that we're too dumb to understand. We use it up, they use it down. It's an XY lottery whether you have to move it based on whichever gender used it first, but men have to actually touch it to lift it up after a horrid girly bottom has been touching it. We spare them that ordeal...
I've trained MrLozzy to 'sit & squirt' having had the pleasure one too many times of placing my horrid girlie bottom on the cold enamel in the early hours. It forms chapter 8 of my How to Train Your Man book, hopefully ready by New Year....I shall be offering forum members wives a discount
The first chapter of my "How to train your woman" book will feature "how to switch on the bathroom light"
I'm forwarding you these first Ken...they should be with you by 9.30 Xmas Day...... Just about the time you'll be needing them
Oh them. No I've read them... Still inconclusive in my opinion... People ask me why I do something as dangerous as ride a bike, and I tell 'em about the visceral quality of the forces acting on your body, the freedom of movement on overcrowded roads, the fraternity of like minded individuals, and my 40 year relationship with Mrs Kpone...
I got my mrs a new bag and belt, she moaned like fuck, i don't know why, the hoover's never run so well
