Righty...... Just over a week to go....so let's get organised guys! No more last minute petrol station flowers/50% off Teddy's with wonky eyes/past sell by date ferraro farto chocs!!! All you need for this truly original surprise is a razor.... Trust me....she will love it......as you bound into the bedroom, the look on her face will remain with you for the rest of your life I appreciate that the more 'hirsute' amongst you may need something a little sturdier & I believe that @exuptoy...that well known sheep botherer, may have some clippers he can lend out Those follically challenged may have to spend a little more money & time rifling thru the pets parlour hair bins & buying theatrical glue...but trust me guys....it will be worth it
Loz....what were you looking for when you found that? Anyway, I'm done with sheep. There's quite a few Lamas nearby, they're great as you have the added competition of avoiding their spit whilst you're busy!
Hmmm... I should be able to pull off the belly one, but my chest is as empty as a trump inauguration crowd photo. So if you could lend me one of your spare merkins, Loz..?
By all means Ken..... But as a money concious Northern lass, I use my Great Uncle Alberts wig that he left me in his will! It's got a few crumbs & a bit a gaffer tape stuck to it......... ....but I can tidy it up & have it to you by post in time for Valentines if you like
I'm anonymously sending MrsNickw some R & G bar ends for Valentine's Day. I think she'll love them so much she'll give them to me...
