My True Valentine

Happy Valentines Day Baby.... Wait till the frost burns off and we'll have a lovely day together xxxxx

 

Haha...i feel the same with mine..true love out there

 

Still the best blade colours ever....

 

So what's the plan, Nick? Chicken parmo, a half bottle of Blue Nun and then try to persuade her to take it up the wrong'un?

 

Standard zorst on his one true love.......
plenty a room ....he won't be needing the strawberry lube that's for sure

 

Or "I can't believe it's not batter", as it's colloquially known

 

gross

 

I agree.......Blue Nun is sooo yesterday....
Chablis would be far better

 

She's 'Wurth' so much more than that.... Blue Nun , I treat her to Super unleaded and showed her some lovely scenery, got home, I showered her off, dried her down, then patted her sweet tank...

 

Lozzy, Don't be judging us North East lads on your past experiences. You've clearly spent far too much time with Tiddlers from Derbyshire and South Yorkshire.....

Don't you just know she's gonna have a think and hit us with a Back at Ya!

 

Damn!!

So you mean to say that this cake your missus has commissioned me for your birthday is wrong

 

No, no, no....
Lozzy, you're getting me mixed up with Mr Lozzy...