bloody hell is that real, made be wince sure its not a late April fool? " ‘We are lucky that the paramedics reached him so quickly – any further delay and there’s no telling how much more of him would have ended up there.’ The area manager for Halfords in Essex has contacted our Newsdesk to confirm that they are now stocking pothole-proof saddles with testicle receptacles for £69.99." lol
Made me laugh as well as wince, definitely a balls up but not something that would require a tracheotomy unless the balls ended up a lot higher inside [emoji4] BTW - The site is a well known mickey taking one https://southendnewsnetwork.com/about-snn/