Thanks @Lozzy. Just cancelled my membership to 7 dating sites and am now preparing for a USA national Walmart tour.
Don't be too hasty Nigel...I always make a point of an amble thru Walmart when I'm in the states and everyone's seemed pretty normal....certainly compared to Skeggy seafront Perhaps you should join us on one of our ride outs there? Start practising 'Tha doesn't sweat much f' a fat lass does thee' as a pick up line & you'll be back at the alter before you know it