That’s a worrying development Karl, just being reading about the journo murdered in Turkey by the Saudis, Hoping Nige didn’t go in there complaining about the price of an oil filter, better tip of the law enforcement squad just in case.
Are we now of the belief nigel has sadly not only left us but also this mortal coil and alas due to powers we dont understand is back reincarnated as one of his beloved cats. I shall always nod and say hello nigel to every cat i ride past.
I'm going to get a shirt made up in case he came to the states and has been compromised. Every bit helps you know!
He's been active on the twatter: Maybe his disappearance has all been due to him trying to decide what beans he wants on his toast.
A possible sighting guys @PauloHRC has managed to obtain some covert footage from inside Chez Nigel last night.. He's asked me to post it for him as he's a bit busy having his bum waxed ready for Saturday night out ont' lash...
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/body-found-sutton-coldfield-police-14994412 When did he go missing? My investigation into his sudden and abrupt disappearance has unearthed this news item.
Phew...he's ok, I've just seen this in the Stratford upon Avon Women's Institute October Monthly issue.... Seems he didn't hang around though for his prize after @PauloHRC got 1st with his tasteful carving entitled 'Stripper'