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  1. Wozza

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    I don't have a clue what the bills are I leave that to my financial manager.....
     
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  2. Selmer50mark

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    My bill came last week for last quarter, gas/elec £182 . ;)
     
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  3. Kevin1

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    It's not just me then?
     
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  4. Lozzy

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    My hero :D
     
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  5. Selmer50mark

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    What ya after ya cheeky bag :p
     
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  6. Lozzy

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    Ya pies ;)
     
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  7. Selmer50mark

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    Well that ain't gona happen is it :rolleyes:
     
  8. Lozzy

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    Swap ya a 12" pig......burp :)

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  9. Lozzy

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    Looking at this classic the other day...maybe it's not a bad idea lol..:D

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  10. nigelrb

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    Well, it could easily be mistaken for an 'off ramp' by us pensioners!!

    On another note, I bet it won't be the same 'alleged' driver reversing it out!:)
     
  11. Lozzy

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    Occupants were stuck lol...well wedged in! Took emergency services couple of hours to free them out the car....I'm betting it was a Fred & Mildred :rolleyes:

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  12. hitch

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    Hahaha...did they cut the roof open or something? Silly old pensioners...I reckon there should be at the very least a competency test when you get to 70 or something, make sure you are able to go fast enough and brake quickly - I get cut up by doddery old faggots all the time!
     
  13. nigelrb

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    Friggin' hell:eek:. I must email admin to request a date of birth change!! I've got only three and a half years before I descend into the pits of @hitch 's driver rating system! :(
     
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  14. dgr

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    You could try but it didn't work out too well for that guy in the Netherlands.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46425774
     
  15. nigelrb

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    Interesting story @dgr , but you're full of sh*t!!

    Of course it can be done!! I'm getting Guy Martin on the case!!:D:D
     
  16. dgr

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    You'd have more luck with a portrait in the attic.
     
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  17. Kentblade

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    Been with Scottish Power for 12 years, jumping in and out of their fixed deals and always remained competitive until now, with the current deal ending this month, they want a 50% monthly increase on their cheapest fix, moved to a new generation supplier and reduced that to 8% above my existing deal, but going to have to send my wife up to Lozzy for some power switch training if she can get the bills down that low :D
     
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  18. Lozzy

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    Seems I only achieve that by going out on the bikes and thus avoiding turning any power on....however the downside is I appear on quick calculation to spend well over 2k a year on fuel and lattes alone :confused: :D
     
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  19. nigelrb

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    From what I've been reading of late, you're still streets ahead of @Selmer50mark 's pie budget!:)
     
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  20. Lozzy

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    Indeed I think you're right!

    Even if I included my spam fritter's and ice creams it still wouldn't dent the Prince Of Pies outgoings :rolleyes:
     
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