Kiss My Big Fat Ass

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  1. Lozzy

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    Out of interest...do you eat SPAM sans batter? just plane old spam out of the tin?
     
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    Oh no that's just gross :eek:

    Gotta be fully battered up so your eyes can't see the horrors that have been put into it :)

    I like everything battered :cool: :confused: :D
     
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    You've clearly not tried a Spam and egg butty, on a barm.....or toast with a dash of pepper and a smidge of brown sauce under the spam and not interfering with the egg so's not to spoil the runny yoke!!

    The spam is fried on the griddle first of course and topped with fried egg. It's a breakfast butty in case you're all wondering......get it from the butty van near my office......a rare treat! ;)
     
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    What about canned corned beef? That sounds a lot more appealing. I don't mind that from the can or fried. Anyone had it battered?
     
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    FRIED! ...never heard of fried corned beef. Do like a corned beef and mustard sarnie though
     
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    Corned Beed fritters, definitely had them before, quite tasty. Not as good as corned beef hash though :cool:
     
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    Yep, this forum's an education!!
     
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  11. Lozzy

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    Mmm I may have to visit that butty van :)
     
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    upload_2019-2-12_17-37-16.png Well done Lozzy
    You was only talking about it the other week
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    Thought she said you can’t keep up
    She will be even worse now;)
     
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    Right @Lozzy I had come to the conclusion that all the many gods had forsaken me. Now I read you are a deity and require your followers to kiss your arse I must yet again abstain . This is not because I don't wish to follow your teachings but I belive I am better placed in your service as the arch bishop of arse licking . I think we both know I could be such a loyal devotee of your faith this way .
     
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    You're hired :cool:

    I will see if I can get your status changed from Member to official Arch Bish of the Lickers :D
     
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    I would be so very proud. Oh oh oh oh do I get official robes. I need some new leathers in size dads let him self go .
     
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    You do indeed..

    They'll be hand made so if you have a copy of Kellys knob cast, please forward on so I can ensure you have plenty of bow room in them :D
     
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    I belive its being kept as evidence. I think that means she likes it .
     
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