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  1. Givover

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    Cheeky monkey .I was looking forward to that.
     
  2. Givover

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    New Bradford to Oldham Metro link opens today.[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Do ya want some?[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    New cure for crack [​IMG][/IMG]addiction
     
  6. Givover

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    Is this a Bob Tail??[​IMG][/IMG]
     
  7. kpone

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    Slow gun, heavy, old ammunition.

    Nothing wrong with the super 9, as long as you're not going up against body armour. If you want to scare people away wave a Desert Eagle at them (a lot easier than trying to shoot them with it) or one of the more ludicrous Ruger's, and Colt do a 50 cal revolver now.



    Sorry....Did I say all that out loud?
     
  8. Benn The Pig

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    you a gun whore ken???
     
  9. kpone

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    No officer.



    Damn this reflex response!!!!
     
  10. vino

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    Shot a Desert Eagle in Vegas.

    Shell ricocheted off the ballistic shield at the gun range & hit me on the forehead. Still red hot, it seared a perfectly round circle on my bonse.
     
  11. kpone

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    I owe you a drink for that story V.

    I'll just bet the handling characteristics of it were a delight, eh?
     
  12. vino

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    It was OK actually. Recoil was interesting......but not as interesting a hunching down too close to a pump action with US police issue shredder shells in. Barrel kicked back so hard it smacked me in the chops & for a few seconds I though I'd lost my front teeth.

    Also had a tickle on a .357 Magnum, Uzi, Suppressed MAC-10, AR15 & an MP5

    Then spent 90 minutes waiting for a cab, because the gun range was miles from anywhere
     
  13. kpone

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    Oh I'd love to have a play with an Ingrams. Fired a Python once too that 357 round is something else ain't it.
     
  14. vino

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    Yeah. Was 1st time firing guns. Scary how easy it was to hit the targets.
     
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    I couldn't live in the states, the FBI have a department for people like me.
     
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    This was sent to me by none other than the Warrington Wanderer himself, Givover. Why he didn't post it himself I don't know, so, if you like it let him know.


    WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


    Men Are Just Happier People--

    Your last name stays put.

    The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    You can never be pregnant.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your urinal.

    You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too dirty.

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay.

    Wrinkles add character.

    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them..

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet..

    One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    You know stuff about tanks and engines.

    A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

    You can open all your own jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness..

    Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.

    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    You never have strap problems in public

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    Everything on your face stays its original colour.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    You can 'do' your nails with a pen knife..

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
     
  17. BLAGGERS

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    Fookin hell!! Lol, its like playing missile command!!
     
  18. Givover

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    Black visors (Are so yesterday man)!![​IMG][/IMG]
     
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  19. Givover

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    Just a small one for me.[​IMG][/IMG]
     
  20. Remal

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    My wife was mortified when her PIP breast implant ruptured and began slowly leaking industrial-grade silicone!
    However, she's now had her nipple pierced and we've been able to seal around the bath, shower tray & hand basin!!
     

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