As age progresses I keep my options open: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Boom-Mus...945470?hash=item287cc483fe:g:Aq4AAOSwEwpbjqUQ
Bloody hell. A man tries to widen his horizons in future planning and he's taken for an old git who's losing the plot. You see, after getting my magic 954, I've developed a hankering for yellow, in much the same way as @Great Guy has an affinity for all things gold! Sure, I can't get this in my lounge room, but excuse me for having visions of @Lozzy accompanying me - perched on the rear seat with my left arm gently massaging freshly-shaved calves; @bazzashadow rumbling alongside on his thumping BSA watching my every move; @PauloHRC on the other side checking the positioning of a new clear tank pad; @dessp2 heading the following entourage - clearly jealous, hence his reason for wanting this post removed; @mk3golfcab would also be in the fray, just busting to measure up a bespoke one-off chain guard (in chrome of course - none of that ally or anodised rubbish); I think also that @gary1966 might reluctantly tag along because he's a sort of 'keeping up with the Joneses' kinda guy, and seeks to emulate the nigelrb collection; and there'd be @vic_ster51 riding slowly behind, just busting to pick up any parts or debris that might fall off so he can instantly list it on eBay or an appropriate forum; @blink and @bradt would no doubt follow up the rear (so to speak) because they can't exactly figure me out and might think that my yellow and chrome machine will help me enter their fold; so as a precaution, of course, I'd have to invite @Nytol for a bit of crowd control, not that I'm suggesting there'd be a problem, but it has been suggested that @Selmer50mark has a propensity for seeking out particular, should I say 'rest stops' that I'd hate to see anything getting out of hand. I'm sure though, that there'd be fun for all, because I don't ride by GPS, I'd have a guiding apparition in the form of @Diane piggott perhaps charting a route to Blackpool where among the sideshows I can finally slam my smackers on the over-lipsticked @hitch.
I once wanted a trike because I could not be bothered to pass my bike test, But it looked nothing like that