Tail bag

I have got two tank bags but since I had the blade with a plastic tank I have not been able to use them.
So I decided to buy a tail bag.
Being a tight ar## and I don’t use it much( just handy) I brought one of these
https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https://www.ebay.co.uk/ulk/itm/333145019240
Not realising and if you look closely you can see every time you want to extend the bag you need to readjust the straps which is a pain in the ar##.
So I kept searching and found this one.
Rstant Motorcycles & Motorbikes Tail Pack Seat Bag Rear Seat Bag Waterproof Oxford Cloth, Motorcycle Bike Tank Bag Saddle Bag https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07N7M65Y8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_4gvdDbVNYWY78
This expands the other side of the straps so ok.
Now great bag and good size but when it came it had a hole in it where it was not stitched properly
So contacted them and they said keep it and get 15% discount
NO THANKS
next keep it 25% discount
NO THANKS
We will refund you the postage first and send back the bag for replacement or keep for 50% discount.
NO THANKS
We will refund you if you pay for postage first and send back for replacement or 55% discount if I keep it.
At this point I’m thinking I am going to send it back at a cost to me they are going to say it’s my fault and not send a replacement.
So sent them a message
75% discount and I will keep it.
They agree so who knows a good seamstress

 

@Lozzy seriously tho are there no ye olde clothing alteration shoppee’ nearby? wouldn’t care I bought an oxford tail bag not long ago off @Lozzy

 

Waste of time Daz....he's a serial Chinese tat buyer

 

It’s for putting my smelly old crabs in so chinky cra# will do

 

Haha oh god so many many possible inappropriate replies to that ... but ill refrain for the sake of international relations

 

What’s wong with a bit of ching chong

 

Yeah...lovely that Bazza.....very....umm....
Village People

 

Well I can get plenty of crabs in that

 

I think you posed it above...that's what's wrong with it

 

If you mean the hole
I have been doing a little bit of needle work and that problem has gone

 

You can sew
That's never right in a bloke

 

What’s your surname @bazzashadow? Ohh Mr Dudwey me lurve you long time, 10 dollar

 

Ffs lol I just spat my ice cream out at that...

 

I could not handle 2 minutes inside your brain Lozzy
I don’t know how you think them up

 

But I will say the bag held up well with my tea inside it and a 90 mile spirited ride( can’t say to much we might be being watched) round the coast.

 

Oooooo......yummy