So we are looking at 9am...…..Garstang Car park, AHEMMMM toilets, then onto Knott End for the first brew stop! Joining us will be @Selmer50mark @Manfred @Boothman and @Kevin1 so a decent turn out. @Kevin1 I know you live near Devils bridge so pointless meeting us there, so are you coming to Garstang car park for the intial meet up? and then a decent ride back to the Bridge! Not that I or anyone else is trying to lure you there of course...….well maybe Mark!
It's over a 2hr haul on a lot of crap roads mate just for me to get to the meet point Plus I'm worried there's gonna be a few now with them matching Givi bum bags on However...if I have a brain fart at 6am on Sunday and think what the hell...then you never know
Don't be...they'd probably let you pay for all their pies (or fritters ) and then never take their turn back
They won't need to trick you....Mark puts rohypnol in the pies and his bungee ties aren't for holding down luggage Although I gather he's having to reassess it for Boothman as he's a bit of a big unit
I'll cut them a deal, they promise not to Jimmy Savile me and I'll stand watch at the door and alert them if someone's coming. Swings and roundabouts.
I've just spotted it's got a disabled loo...they're huuuge...you can all fit in there for 1 x 20p AND.....no one can complain about you using it either as there's a couple of you fit the criteria anyhow
As an added bonus there is a Solicitor's office nearby, useful for if Plod turn up at an inopportune moment