Times nearly up Zeepony

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  1. Hobey600

    Hobey600 Active Member

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    lmao, hey thats not a bad idea, we could raffle off strips for charity, i put the wax on and everyone donates to tear a strip off!! ZEE ZEE!! you up for this??

    Mike only girls scream like a girl :rolleyes:

    xx
     
  2. Remal

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    I've waxed parts that should not be waxed for charity and it's not that bad, fecking better after a few beers
     
  3. Hobey600

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    see guys, it really doesnt hurt, Remal says so :D

    xx
     
  4. Hrc-blade

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    Few beers?, give me some gas to knock me out. But id try it my back and chest could do with a little trim
     
  5. kpone

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    I had a plaster cast cracked off a bit enthusiastically once which took most of my leg hair with it. Unlike my moobs I'm a hairy bugger from the knees down and for a few seconds, not only did I lose the power of speech but I actually levitated off the gurney too.
     
  6. Hobey600

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    lmao,

    xx
     
  7. Givover

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    Cure??[​IMG][/IMG]
     
  8. Nutty Tart

    Nutty Tart Well-Known Member

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    Did the nurse say .... " you're gonna like this ..... not a lot "
     
  9. kpone

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    She was very sympathetic. Once she'd stopped laughing. The stocking that they use to line the cast was the wrong denier or something so the hair had grown right through it.

    I love the plastering nurses though. The first thing they do is put your foot between their boobs and rub warm goo up and down your leg. Then they sympathise with you because you're not feeling well.

    Love it. Worth their weight in gold.
     
  10. Nutty Tart

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    You didn't turn up for your cast wearing your fishnets did ya :rolleyes:
     
  11. zeepony

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    Ok Ok, you've made me feel so self conscious and the constant bullying has convinced me have a trim with the clippers... depending on the response i may take it further and get the Bic out..

















    moobs.jpg
     
  12. Remal

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    So don't know what the lady's are on about.
     
  13. kpone

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    It did look like it. It was the kind of stuff they put on burn dressings. Done in a hurry to get rid of me I expect.

    Hey Zee that's a big improvement already mate.
     
  14. Freedom of choice

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    OMG – I go dark for a few days and this is what I am confronted with. Shock, horror, probe as Ogri’s cat with the press hat would say:

    First the shock, then the horror, but no probe. I aint going any further on this thread as I value what’s left of my sanity.

    Had to go outside with a strong black coffee and one of France’s finest Gauloises, not sure the shivering was from the cold or delayed reaction.

    Whilst out there it go me thinking, any one remember Ogri’s girlfriend Mitzi. Maybe one for vintage totty so I Goggled images of Ogri’s girlfriend Mitzi and got my second shock of the day, really must re set the search filters –you have been warned, YOU REALLY HAVE BEEN WARNED DONT GO THERE.
     
  15. Nutty Tart

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    Ahha .. that's where that saying comes from .. dunno if I'm wrong but I've been using shock , horror , news probe

    As for the other ... you have piqued my interest. . I will have to take a gander
     
  16. kpone

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    Pilot error ! make sure you type Ogri NOT Ogrish! horrible truly horrible
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  18. kpone

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    Why would you do that!!!!!!

    Why would you make a point of saying, out loud, that we definitely, positively should not do something?

    Are you a sadist?



    I have to wash my eyes with Brillo now
     
  19. Nutty Tart

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    The king is dead >>>>>> long live the queen
     
  20. Nutty Tart

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    Well for a month anyway ............ :p
     

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