You forgot about the ears!! Many a time I've stuck my dick in her ear too try and fuck some sense into her!! Never works though
Jesus are they your hooves Lozzy....... Bloody put Bilbo Baggins to shame them bastards!!! Talented.... though I'm sure they were mens feet?
I identify as both.....tis fashionable I just pop a bit of varnish on them when I'm having a 'Gladys' day