what does everyone do to earn a crust?

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  1. Benn The Pig

    Benn The Pig Well-Known Member

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    A motorbike riding beauty therapist, she's like a walking contradiction lol
     
  2. Barmbyblade

    Barmbyblade Active Member

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    Do you do a good sack and crack?????
     
  3. SIDEWAYS

    SIDEWAYS Senior Member

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    That will hurt as a wax, you'lll be hanging from the ceiling you're not thinking what I'm thinking? Swedish massage on crack and sack ooooohh err
     
  4. Benn The Pig

    Benn The Pig Well-Known Member

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    Dirty dirty boys lol
     
  5. fez.57

    fez.57 Well-Known Member

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    nothing special for me, i just deliver food for a well supermarket
     
  6. Hobey600

    Hobey600 Active Member

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    Sideways is right, it does hurt, but i do love to make a grown man cry :D

    xx
     
  7. Hobey600

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    what exactly do you mean?????? hey i'm low maintenance, why would a girl put a full face on to cover it with a crash helmet anyway?? give me my lipgloss and thats me sorted!! as you guys know i like to travel light lol

    xxx
     
  8. SIDEWAYS

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    Never thought about that. Women complications. If you get make up on the cheek padding of the lid it would take it off the face ,then plaster you when you don't want it.Glad I'm a bloke.
    Great invention smear waxing on cheek pads and have a shave when you pull it off.:D
     
  9. Barmbyblade

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    Bring it on...oh yeah!
     
  10. SIDEWAYS

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    Looks like you have yourself a customer Hobey600.Have it done and I'll donate a tenner to 1000rr.I'm sure there will be more tenners flying in.
     
  11. SIDEWAYS

    SIDEWAYS Senior Member

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    I run a car and cycle shop in Sittingbourne. Owned it for 11 years. Car parts,cycle parts,new & used cycles and cycle repairs.We mix our own paint for cars, bikes, industrial and agricultural.Just putting together a better paint scheme for motorbikes.Sell alot of Repsol orange to one paint supplier on ebay.Jerrys Car & Cycle Centre in Sittingbourne, Kent
     
  12. Barmbyblade

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    No pain no gain so them tenners will be coming my way lol
     
  13. SIDEWAYS

    SIDEWAYS Senior Member

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    After the first strip a tenner is f*ck all.The initial shock and wince is supposed to be unbearable.Grown men cry is a cert trust me.We used to hear em scream next door. If I remember rightly it was eight to ten screams for genital area.My customers used to ask what the f*ck is that? Did you know that there is no way of stopping.Funny it was.
     
  14. kpone

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    Nothing special my arse.

    I, for one, would starve without you Fez.
     
  15. kpone

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    Yeah, those orange wheels hold paint about as well as Christine Aguilera's legs.
     
  16. kpone

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    Film it and so will I.
     
  17. Hobey600

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    we should just do a massive get together and everyone can watch and donate!! :D
     
  18. SIDEWAYS

    SIDEWAYS Senior Member

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    Do you like doing genital waxing.I mean it can't be nice trimming another womans door mat? Do you earn a good living from it?
     
  19. Hobey600

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    lmao, i dont look at peoples 'bits'. I remove the hair that needs be removed, doing a bikini wax is the same as doing an underarm wax, its just gets a bit difficult when you get someone in who wants quite a high bikini wax, but they're not prepared to help with holding the skin tight so it doesnt rip, and when it rips it bleeds like a beehatch.

    xxx
     
  20. kpone

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    Please.........Jo............just stop..................please.
     

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