I was flying my model aeroplane today at our club site which is at the side of the road. a car pulled up to watch,he eventually got out of his car to say how he admired the aeroplanes etc and said he was at university as a graduate, He asked what was being grown in the field next to us, I told him they were potatoes for crisps, At this point he said which flavor, For those educated at the same uni, they were salt and vinegar
Similar story, my daughter’s mate when walking past a field asked her mother how do they know which cows are which? To which her mother asked what do you mean? She said, well, how do they know which ones make the green milk, the blue milk and the red milk!!!
That’ll be ‘terrifying concern’ then - why worry about global warming when the number of such imbeciles is on an exponential rise
I think most kids spend all there life with their face glued to a screen, not realising there is an outside world
I think that might be more applicable to the 'cows in the field' question. I've often wondered about the taste of low fat milk, but given the amount of cow piss and crap, the incidence of a few dairy maids taking a whistling squat would, in my opinion, have very little effect.
One of my favorite things to do is go to a shop, get something that costs $4.28 and give the cashier $5.03. It usually takes a minute and a call to the manager to figure out the change. Kids these days are morons.
We have cows where I go fishing, and you can guarantee when they all go down to the river for a drink the one in the middle decides to have a slash in the river. the rest then have to drink it. It's Lovely nature, isn't it
I overheard some tourists talking about their visit to Stonehenge. "Yeah, it was kinda quaint, but I wish they'd built it closer to the road."
You would have thought they would have built Stonehenge closer to the road as it would have been easier for the lorries and cranes