Since folks are being serious, my one true hobby is writing. I am also an avid fish keeper. I have a 240 gallon salt water reef tank and a 55 gallon African Cichlid tank.
Somewhere, in the depths of hell, there is a room waiting for you two. It is a well appointed room, but there is a caveat...daily, you must shove a pineapple up the others arse.
I see your artistic use of the English language has come on reams since your first poetic scribbling's dear heart...