Lozzys New SP

Discussion in 'General 1000RR Discussion' started by Lozzy, May 14, 2019.

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  1. bazzashadow

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    Weeellllll hhhiisss a ccaaarrrrooottt cccrruunnnccchhheeerr:p:p:p:p:p:p
     
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    Dunno if this will work?
     
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    Try having Geordies in your family...we're from Rutherglen and still only make out about half of what they're saying.
     
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    From Rutherglen to NY NY - thats a hike even on a blade when it's flying:D:D ;)
     
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    Nooooooo!! The Wuzels are not Naaarfaalllkkkk!
     
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  6. bazzashadow

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    I love it when people play the wurzels for Norfolk
    They are from Somerset
     
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    Yeah but you all sound like carrot crunchers! :D
     
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  8. bazzashadow

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    I don’t think I do;)
    Do I Lozzy?;);):p:D:D:p:p:p
     
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    I don't know o_O......I couldn't hear your voice properly thru that funny gimp mask you had on...

    Although I do recall the odd Oooo Aaarrrr
    :D
     
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    :p:p:p:p:p:p
     
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    I really must apologise to everyone for the blatant posting of the Wurzels. Do NOT do as I did and listen to it - I've been Oooh Aaarrrr - ing all damn morning and can't get it out of my head! :eek::eek::eek:
     
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    Funny
    I’ve been “Misty blue’in”;););););););)
     
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    Enough of this filth o_O

    This is a serious bike forum o_O

    Getting my thread back on track....I needed a spare oximiser battery lead for the sp so went full fat seductive pull lid off....shake hair....flutter eyes at the local dealers...

    giphy (4).gif

    Ohh....can you help me pweese...I only need one of these ickle lead thingies...

    Quick rummage under counter from the lovely chappie......

    There you are love....

    Aww....fankyou....how much do you want..

    Nowt love....you're welcome....

    Aww that's lovely....fankyou sooo much....

    Totter off around corner and dispose of squeaky voice in bin....result :cool: :D:D:D

    20190910_071713.jpg
     
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    If you tried harder they would have fitted it for you :p
     
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    Where do you think I'm going shortly...;)
    My local mechanic though....wouldn't let main dealers touch my bloody dust caps never mind battery :rolleyes:
    And yes I know it's easy to put on...but one has to keep ones manipulative lady skills in tip top order :p
     
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    I’m going to try that next time I want something:eek::eek::eek:
    Can I score myself optimistic :p:p:p:p:p:p
     
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    Pop a couple of duck eggs down your pants...and do a jaunty stride towards the lady server person....it may work...

    Until you speak that is....

    Ooo aaarrr hello....can oi aaarrrve one o thuuurrrm leady thuuings pluuueese...

    BIIING BONG....
    SECURITY TO PARTS COUNTER PLEASE
    SECURITY TO PARTS COUNTER PLEASE..
     
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    Oh my word, what are you people like? o_O It's a laugh a minute here. Any chance you ever posted how the bike did on the dyno ;) Maybe a read it somewhere but can't remember for all the giggling...
     
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    #239 Barstewardsquad, Sep 10, 2019
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