To all the girls I’ve loved before

Ahahaa, you've read the bunny boiler bit haven't you??? Guess we can get away with saying it as we are both about the same distance from her at the moment...and I live in the arse end of nowhere so no hope of being found Get in there Nige lol

 

She has displayed a penchant for anti-male violence in the past. However, I do not believe she would harm our most senior member for a harmless attempt at finding the 5th Mrs. Nigel.

 

I'll deal with you later

I'm off to find old sporran chops first now I've downloaded a photo of him

Trouble is...they all look the same

 

Don't threaten me with a good time!

 

You reckon she'll like my leather chaps?

 

Will Ferrell is classic and brilliant. Great movie this even tho it was all in Spanish

 

Wont manage to resist them mate! What woman could?

 

OH Shite, I'm losing the headband now!!!

 

Ahh....I got all excited as it looked like a plan to get the hole filled was in motion....
And then I heard everything start up....



But turns out it was just to get the digger into the sun for a fag and a wee siesta lol

 

Council workers perhaps?? Nice looking day for taking a bike out though??

 

Nah...broadband lot laying cables....which is why my mount everest drive has a small motocross course to get over as well at the moment...so I've been out on the black one as I won't cry as much if I drop it but yeah lovely here now

 

Good to see road workers in the UK are just as motivated and productive as the ones here.

 

I’ll do it with my proper digger

 

I’ve heard it’s a big hole

 

Nice. Wish I could get out on mine but have to be patient a little longer then hope for some dry weather as well

No that is proper excitement - I managed to have the joy of borrowing a 16 ton beastie the same and had a whole week of sheer fun. The power is awesome and I could nearly drive it when I handed it back

 

Not as big as the one you're digging for yourself at the minute ya turnip head

 

He he he

 

I suggest body armor and a ballistic hood. Keep away from the windows and don't turn on any lights.

 

I hope I have not upset her
Would never want to do that
I will fill her hole, treat her to spam fritters and flowers if that’s what it takes