To all the girls I’ve loved before

Nice crawling @bazzashadow but I'd go with @Spygoat and keep the lights out

 

Now I know i'm really going blind? What is it, photo of the sun from your foxhole where you're hiding with trees and bushes for camouflage??

 

Watch Deliverance again....this is a kind of Naaarfooorrk version...only with Bazza and Alan Partridge ....don't walk towards the wheat fields

 

People will begin to doubt my sanity, sitting here giggling away to myself. I can actually picture it, the toothless bumpkins in an old Austin Metro instead of a Ford F150

 

Had a metro
MG one
I will admit I can’t stand Alan partridge
And I know what you mean, people keep looking at me because I keep laughing,
I walked across a site the other day and started to laugh at a song because it was exactly what me and Lozzy was talking about two minutes before

 

Ooooh AAAAR, OOOOH AARRR - can't get it out of my bloody head now.
Me and one of my mates changed a fellow colleagues mini metro speedo cable one time at work - maybe 25 years ago now. Drove it on to a ramp made from pallets and tipped it on its side - It was so easy to do after that....it didn't have wing mirrors and to hell with the paintwork, it was brown

 

Didn’t now Miranda Hart could play the keyboard

 

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https://bustimes.org/localities/beachy-head

 

Pmsl

 

I think my light has been turned off