what does everyone do to earn a crust?

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  1. kpone

    kpone Moderator
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    If I was to tell you by how far out they are Jo, you'd think I was talking in centimetres.
     
    #61 kpone, Feb 1, 2012
  2. Hobey600

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    i wont let ya lose them - trust me!!:D

    xx
     
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  3. Hobey600

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    what you mean you arent? yeah right......... here we go again lol

    xx
     
    #63 Hobey600, Feb 1, 2012
  4. SIDEWAYS

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    i could have had two eyes lol
     
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  5. SIDEWAYS

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    I was an engineer missy so 4mm = 0.4cm :p
     
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  6. SIDEWAYS

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    That means you donate the tenner agree everyone?
     
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  7. Hobey600

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    i went to school hun, so i know that, however, most chaps misread the ruler and think they're looking at flippin inches lol

    xx
     
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  8. Barmbyblade

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    erm....NO!!
     
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  9. Barmbyblade

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    He was using his trusty pocket rule :D
     
    #69 Barmbyblade, Feb 1, 2012
  10. SIDEWAYS

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    I told ya,them screams were real hurters.How people can have that done down there is beyond me.My pain threshold must be very low.
     
    #70 SIDEWAYS, Feb 1, 2012
  11. SIDEWAYS

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    This lad at a nightclub yrs ago said his was 10 inches.He didn't lie he put it in a pint glass and it touched the bottom down not up!!
     
    #71 SIDEWAYS, Feb 1, 2012
  12. Hobey600

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    That's cos if it was up he would have passed out from blood redirection from his brain!

    Xxx
     
    #72 Hobey600, Feb 2, 2012
  13. SIDEWAYS

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    His nickname was Pony and not Tony.He was thick as shit so probably explains it then.LOL
     
    #73 SIDEWAYS, Feb 2, 2012
  14. kpone

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    Just for future reference mate, which night club was it. I'll stick to spirits there if I ever go.
     
    #74 kpone, Feb 2, 2012
  15. Speedytwin

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    Hobey600 is there any way you could sort out Mr Zeepony. i found this picture of him. If we could get a quote please and then we could see about raising the funds for the job.

    click at you own risk
     
    #75 Speedytwin, Feb 2, 2012
  16. Hobey600

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    flickin 'eck speedy, that was the pic i needed two bottles of rohypnol for the other night, oh and the bottle of wine, still i had nightmares!! will do it at cost price - £5 for a tub of warm tea tree wax, £3 for a pack of strips to rip the wax off with, the after wax massage, my time will give my time for free!! Zeepony's screams - priceless!! total cost ............................................sod it i'll do it all for nothing just to hear the screams.

    xxx
     
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  17. Billy Balthorpe

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    I service and repair gas/dust analysers which monitor emmisions to the atmosphere on incinerators and power stations and suchlike. Which is where i am now, 262.5 feet up the stack at Fiddlers Ferry power station, its bloody freezing.
     
    #77 Billy Balthorpe, Feb 3, 2012
  18. kpone

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    Oh yeah....I can see you on Google Earth.
     
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  19. Billy Balthorpe

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    Hang on i'll wave!
     
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  20. BLAGGERS

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    Fair tickled me them last 2. :)
     
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