To all the girls I’ve loved before

He doesn't need a fluffy hot water bottle though

 

Unless you've an allotment...then you need a very big spade...

 

As luck would have it, I do. The missus is handy with it. Wields it rather proficiently, I must say.

 

Paulo must of been on this morning

 

I've was getting River Island ads early doors...so guess blink was at costa/mcD near Meadowhell....still haven't worked out who's responsible for the Lonely Asian Ladies dating one that keeps popping up

 

Have you worked out if these ads are linked geographically?

You see, I do have a penchant for Asian Ladies, but I protect myself by going to the local library to scan such websites and of course make sure that I am logged out of this forum.

I'd hate to think that the all-knowing Google actually follows me from computer to computer. If that be the case, you'll be seeing a host of dot Gov dot UK ads for Fiancee and Marriage Visa enquiries!!

 

Good morning Nigel...speak of the devil...I've just come across this on SYP twitter site.....another day out for you perhaps?
I've red dotted the two items which may be of interest to you.....given A...the high volume of fuel contained in your lounge and propensity of pensioners to fall asleep with the chip pan on...
And B...the Herbert protocol....as in...'by eck Miss Diane our neighbours a rate Herbert' ....
It may be help you in losing this tag

 

^^^

Bloody hell, Loz.

You're filling my diary. First there's the 'Nigel's' day at Bretforton next Friday and then you expect me to follow it up a few days later in Rotherham? I need a much greater recovery period than that - or so my last wife used to tell me. (I forget her name as I get them all mixed up)

 

Hellaby, what a sh!thole that is, and the location of one of the worst contracts I had!

 

My wedding song...



Seriously..it is.

Forever your eyes will hold the memory
I saw your heart as it overtook me
We tried so hard to understand and reason
But in that one moment I gave my heart away
I gave my heart away
In that moment I gave my heart away
In that moment I gave my heart away
With that perfect breath
Where my mind lay beside me
And all I knew is what had overtaken me
With no reason I am comforted
By inability to understand
Forever your eyes will hold the memory
I saw your heart as it overtook me
We tried so hard to understand and reason
But in that one moment I gave my heart away
I gave my heart away
In that moment I gave my heart away
In that moment I gave my heart away
Forever your eyes
Will hold the memory
Forever your eyes
Will hold the memory
Forever your eyes
Will hold the memory
When I wake from this dream
Will your smile still open my heart
And leave me transparent?
When I wake from this dream
Will your smile still open my heart
And leave me transparent?

 

Soft sod

 

I'm a sensitive guy..what can I say?

 

I did go to thunder in the glen last year and there was plenty of ditch pumps there

 

Ok WHO is buying a Skoda

 

Never mind the sensible awww yawwwn skoda...that'll be Nigels love child Boothman ...the dating site is back...I've narrowed the suspects down to three for this one

 

Lovely - all I get is damn golf clubs???