Lol...ignore Nige...I think he's opened all options now in his quest for the 4th Mrs Nigel.....maybe that's why there's all the Thai BirdyBlokey ads on here Was it Capt Birdseye who said...Any port in a storm
As they say, can’t live with them but can’t live without them LL not sure if it was Captain Birdseye but that saying does exist amongst the nautical folks Although giggling about that is certainly better that the (im not going to say it) thoughts of combine harvesters i had a few weeks ago. Took days to get that out of my head
This is hilarious. I was going to be my usual wise-guy self and post up a 'ladyboy' link. Did the Google search and there's pages and pages of 'em - literally hundreds!! . This is quite scary for those on the Asian dating scene. Most know I come up with some strange analogies, but this reminds me of my days with a Kinder Surprise - You never know what's inside until you open it up!!
Can't have that....there'll be a big vacant space in there och ay the noo Jimmy... Here...have a bit of replacement stuffing.... Eurovision/Wurzel mash up...epic