So genuine receipt I found from the wifes xmas shopping at The Range Lincoln. I just hope that the item I've highlighted is not for me...
*THE HAIRCUT* ♂♀ _"Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting."_ One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. ✈️ Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. ♂ Then a MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. As Margaret Thatcher said: _"Both politicians and nappies need to be changed often and for the same reason!"
Hahaha I thought the same thing Ffs don't give him any ideas....I can see the Suns headline already lol
Always fancied myself as a puppeteer. I believed it was an oral art with a lot of tongue and throat control, but yes, I have learnt something here - new horizons are now open.
