To all the girls I’ve loved before

Thirty five? Thirty-bloody-five?! I hope you’re bloody joking! I’m nowhere near that age!

 

45

 

Feeling more like 75 bazza

 

I know that feeling

 

19

 

Not heard that in years

 

I always seem to end up listening to those 2 songs together because of the Poison connection in the Title/Band Name, love 'em both.

 

Decisions decisions today @LRJimmy & @Barstewardsquad



And then it'll be....

Onwards Farage.....

 

You’ve lost the plot Gal. Fruit loop in them there hills
Have fun

 

Will do....

If I crash and burn it'll probably survive the inferno.... if you want to come and rake it out the ashes to remember me by

 

Maybe a roadside shrine with a little poem??
Fly high L
She was an angel

mmmm maybe not....

She was a proper ****
hahahahaha

 

Here lies @Lozzy the dozy bint,
Thought a Quasqai would only make a dint.
She was riding with Di her mucker,
When the Quasqai pulled out the dopey fucker

She hit the brakes but had forgot,
The brakes on non-abs would make her rapidly stop.
She was expecting to ride right by,
Not be launched by a stoppie in to flying high.

The moral here is not one of pity,
Just that Honda c-abs and Nissan Quasqai's are oh so shitty.

 

I would miss you lozzy

 

Can’t wait till the summer

 

How about this one bazza ....me and my mate Tina used all our holiday pocket money to play it constantly on a jukebox in Gt Yarmouth back in the day lol..

 

Careful you'll have @LRJimmy claiming cultural appropriation Well that or royalties