A public apology

You got out alive, Is nigel still in there or have they eaten him

 

FFS had to double take that one

 

He’s hooked up to morphine to help with the pain he has endured. I was lucky to get out

 

you were lucky to get invited.......

 

Is there a membership form I can fill in or something?

 

You need to be 30 or under and preferably with a bit more stamina than Liam...

Application forms can be obtained...

c/o @Selmer50mark . Garstang Bogs.

Make sure you request the right one!

 

Not sure how I got through the net being over 30!

word of warning. They are bloody insatiable. Join at your peril.

 

You said you were 18 on the form and looked it

 

That’s because I’ve not hit puberty yet mate

 

Failing that....... A pulse and a cock wil do!

 

Pulse? They’re not that picky Paulo

 

Rigor only lasts a few hours

 

Stiff situation to be in mate

 

That's dead funny mate...I'm coffin wi laughing here ...

 

I didn’t think the jokes could get worse after mine but you’ve proved me wrong. Congratulations.

 

ffs ........ where is this going with jokes like that apology not accepted

 

That's coronavrius for you @Lozzy...... Told you you shouldn't have gone to Matlock!!

 

Where do I sign up
Who wants upsetting?

 

Having take a few months or longer out, it’s nice to know nothings changed guys and girls.

So what rung Niges bell for him to f**k off again?

 

Think we failed to recognise his special status, a few downvotes amd some sharp words later his precios snowflake soul was collected by the baby jesus and wafted gently across the ocean to the US blade site