Jeanette makes me ask the questions in Trivial Pursuit. Because, and I quote, 'you're a sad git and you memorise all the answers so you're no fun to play with'. It was about then that I looked up the most efficient head shot.
Forgive me for not being surprised. I am also constantly accused for having a head full of totally useless pointless information and facts, arh ha I say so how come I just answered your question then. Case for the defence lies. Case dismissed.
Forgot to sat my ex brother in law who is a dentist (sadistic bsatrad) and I used to battle for hours over trivial persist until I pulled a master stroke, HD photo of a snake slid onto the table, he had a major issue with snakes. Only time I ever won. Shame no one was still awake to witness it.
There's a great scene in Filthy Rich and Catflap where Ryk Mayall and Ade Edmondson are playing 'Triv' and Ryk Mayall asks 'what is the Northernmost Capital City in the world' 'Rekyjavik.' Says Edmondson. 'that's not what it says on the card.' 'Okay, Rekyjavik comma, Iceland Full Stop'. 'Well I suppose I'll just have to let you have it.' Gets a bit like that in my house.
I thought Nuuk in Greenland was the northern most captial going to have to google it now to find out.
Me to .The sun came out about 1.30 i did a bit of poncing around and went for it .Got the winter kit on but choose the summer gloves(Fail) and took to the open road 3 mins into the ride spots a copper parked at the end of a stright so tucked in behind a car and took it easy had his window down so must have had a gun! anyhow no great shakes chasing after the number plate ect so alls good weather quite breezy and a touch cold gets into the groove and the roads are 90% wet so get on with it after 10 miles a couple of rear tyre reminders and the hands are getting cold another 20 miles now black and a storm brewing hands now freezing so has a quick weigh up (Are you enjoying this? No! are you going to get soaked ?Yes are your hands now super freezing ?Yes Yes ! So hits a down pour of hail stone manages to out run it (Michael Dunlop)Fashion and gets home .Off comes the Gloves and then on comes the full on Pain Barrier ,Now considering i am used to the cold having workerd out it it for years it was the worsed i have had for ages so loads of rolling about with the hands under the arms for a good 5 minutes and finished them off once half warm by putting around and under the Jack Russell and trying to extract some heat that way . So next back out to wash the sucker which was ok cleaned and dryed and locked away. Not sure if it was worth it but just had to get out for a run and for some reason i always think the bike needs it but perhaps not lol. Just took the dog out for his walk and yup got hammered by another massive black mf hail storm mixed with rain .So now hopping into the bath and thawing out .Thats biking folks and roll on them summer nights.
Respect Giv. Bigger man then me fella, supermarket run for me the car, heating on and still cold. Roll on the summer.
He has been itching bad all week, poor bugger. I bet he had a smile that got spit in his ears. Giv' smiling.........now that's a thought....
