Funny pics

I just called the number, but it turns out there's a typo in the Ad.
His name's not Alan, they mixed up the L & N the wrong way around

 

Bet Bazza would for you

 

Did you hear about the alcoholic dyslexic? He walked into a bra.

 

He already has.....he just declined to tell the medics it was what caused his heart attack

 

Wouldn’t you? For such a beautiful lady

That’s the look I had as well

 

Useful

 

Been standing on the edge for hours... No luck yet!

 

So thats what they mean by going undercover in policing

 

Don't be silly.... That's Special Branch

 

Formerly the Flying Squad?

 

@Lozzy that's a good question and I think we all know

 

I don't