Was expecting a ring on the door MI5 sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Strange though did have a call this morning from a member usual start up problem rectifier burnt to a cinder but two in one day just got caught Shit
I like a joke as much as the next psychopath, but this was not one of your finest moments Si. We have all been there and done something we think is hysterical at the time only to discover after the event that perhaps it was not so funny after all. Example: on a mates stag night we left him passed out in a messed up hotel room (not his room, not even the same hotel) clothes ripped, trousers round ankles and condom full of spit up his arse. We expected him to wake up, realise it was a joke and suck it up. Oh No. He thought it was for real and went ballistic took months for him to get over it and see the funny side. He was not the only one, when my then wife found what we had done she politely informed me of the error of my ways and the unforeseen implications of my actions. As the fella said at the time, you will all get pay back, it might take while and will be when you least expect it, but I will get revenge, that was over ten years ago and whilst we are still the best of friends and it’s a standing joke now. I am still looking over my shoulder when something doesn’t look right. On the up side Si. If we didn’t already know it. We now all realise what a great bunch of lads and lasses we have on this forum that you can call on in your moment of need. No harm done.
You ever stop to think we might actually be his revenge... But you're right. In our haste to do the right thing Si's practical joke got shoved over the line a bit and he's going to have to expect...what was it?...'a condom full of spit up his arse'. Well, we'll let you see to that David as you're obviously the expert. I avoid practical jokes like the plague as I'm not good at judging the sufficient payback accurately and tactical nuclear weapons aren't as easy to get hold of as they once were. My brother, on the other hand is a bastard for them and most of his mates live in fear of him grinning knowingly at them for no reason.
There you go Ken. You have a volunteer who it would appear has considerably more experience than a mere amateur.
I'll let ken arrive first and text me to let me know all is ok if not I'll be back with help ken I promise !!!
