Bike Heaven or Bike Hell

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  1. daveyboy

    daveyboy Active Member

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    Simples really, I know we all love Blades but.......

    Bike Heaven, which bike would make you want to ride it like it was Jenna Jameson and,
    Which bike couldn't you ride cos it's as fugly as Jo Brand :p


    I'm liking the sound of the KTM RC8R, could be heaven.
    Hell....... GSXR600 SRAD, don't ask why, it's the bulbous arse end. The bike, not Jo Brand :p:p
     
  2. ColinBR

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    Bike Heaven would be the SP2
    Bike Hell would be any Harley
     
  3. Benn The Pig

    Benn The Pig Well-Known Member

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    Heaven for me comes in numerous forms!

    Hell ................. The first thing that strikes me is goldwing!
     
  4. Corki

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    Same as that Benn

    Bike Heaven would be

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    Bike Hell. No filtering on this one.

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  5. BoroRich

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    Heaven

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    Hell

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  6. dave d

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    heaven brutale 910

    a dumbass american chopper
     
  7. Si.

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    If its got 2 wheels, it's heaven for me. Hell is anything that hasn't got an engine and wheels.
     
  8. Freedom of choice

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    As much as it pains me to say it and I love and have loved every blade I have owned. I got’s to go with Corki’s heaven. The 1199 Panigale S. Hell as per Rich’s BMW, that sure is one ugly mother fcuker. The 1199 for no other reason than I wouldn’t want to change anything other than a tail tidy and zorst. Other then that its pretty much spot on. I am planning on a test drive when the weather gets a bit better and both my bank manager and I am hoping its not as good as it seems or I could be very tempted over to the red side.
     
  9. dan.1moore1

    dan.1moore1 Senior Member

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    Hell as gotta be a Hyabusa

    Ugliest bike on the planet !!


    Iv already got the bike I wanted . If I wanted something else I would have got it
     
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  10. Benn The Pig

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    That was actually gonna be my exact choice but ain't seen the Duc in the flesh and they ain't been tried and tested yet!
     
  11. kpone

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    I've been racking my brain to come up with something pithy and urbane for this one and I just haven't got enough experience of different modern bikes to say other than in the look department.

    The nearest that I can think at the moment is:

    Heaven: Big mid 90's Ducati.

    Hell: Big 90's Ducati.

    Loving 'em is easy, living with 'em, not quite so easy.
     
  12. Jimbo Vills

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    Here's a few i collated on the train this morning...

    No bikes I own or have previously owned (if they were that good, I'd have kept them!)

    No hell for me as I appreciate all bikes for what they are and purpose they serve...

    But my dream line up would go something like this:
     

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    Shame on me. I forgot....
     

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  16. Corki

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    I think all Dukes come with roadside breakdown cover and hope the bloke that turns up knows about Italian electrics :D
     
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    Who cares!! When they break down, you get more time to sit and look at them...
     
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  18. BoroRich

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    :D

    Never had a word of a problem out of mine but I do confess that I rode everywhere with my fingers crossed :D
     
  19. kpone

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    Sometimes I would start mine before I got into my leathers.

    Just in case...
     
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