Just opened the mini bar. Usual fare of drinks & snacks......and a pack of 3 condoms? A) Why keep condoms in the mini bar? 2) Who in their right mind would want chilled condoms?
Latest comedy instalment: In the spirit of hospitality, I was walked (for miles) around Kiev for sightseeing (I didn't really have a choice), but it was a nice touch. This tour culminated in a 'park' that was littered with 'decorative' WWII and more recent military memorabilia. Mainly T series tanks from 1942-1972 + a Hind helicopter gunship. Had dinner, came back to the hotel & had a cheeky pint, then nipped out for a cigarette. I was then approached by a member of hotel security who asked me if I needed information. I respectfully declined the offer. I was then asked if I would like to go to a strip bar, again I declined the offer. I was then asked if I would like an escort delivered to my room......I respectfully declined the offer. Man, this is one funny town. Can't wait to get home tomorrow.
Great for you, bummer for us V, you've had me in stitches during your stay in mother Russia and I thank you tovarich. You have been our Dorothy Gale this week. Mil 24 eh. Always fancied turning one into a proper mobile home
