50th Birthday, what would you want

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  1. Freedom of choice

    Freedom of choice Elite Member

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    Ling just asked me, for the last time, What do you want for your 50th birthday ?
    Ok there's the BBJ thats a given. Funny how you want stuff but when asked you go blank. Any bright ideas.
     
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  2. BLAGGERS

    BLAGGERS Well-Known Member

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    How about peace and goowill to everyone?


    Nah, fcuk that. Anal sex, daily blow jobs and a track bike?
     
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  3. dave d

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    track day(a specia one though) with toseland or haslem etc
     
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  4. Remal

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    I was going to suggest what bloggers was thinking lol
     
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  5. Repsol Rob

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    Treated myself to my Repsol for my 50th ! had a bash at a local indian for 50 folk and should have finshed paying for it in 50 months !
     
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  6. barry107

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    As it's your birthday, give her a backdoor surprise ;)

    v./n. inf(!) to unexpectedly penetrate someone's anus; often, of a heterosexual couple engaged in doggy style intercourse, when the male withdraws from the vagina, and hilariously re-inserts into the anus without prior warning.

    NOT to be confused with the equally amusing Cadbury Surprise.

    Betty: ... but then, as I... as I was about to... come, for some reason he pulled out... and then... *breaks down sobbing* he.. he put it... oh god! *sobs uncontrolably*

    Psychiatrist 1: He gave you a BACKDOOR SURPRISE!? What a guy!!!

    *hi-fives Psychiatrist 2*

    Psychiatrist 2: Man, that is awesome!
     
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  7. fez.57

    fez.57 Well-Known Member

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    Track day with a world class racer. cant go wrong with that but tell her you need a new panigale to do it on
     
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  8. BLAGGERS

    BLAGGERS Well-Known Member

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    And a blow job
     
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  9. fez.57

    fez.57 Well-Known Member

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    Yeh that should do it
     
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  10. kpone

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    All my 50th presents were bloody expensive and, also bloody suspiciously, things Jeanette wanted.
     
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  11. barry107

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  12. lee711

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    errr how about 25yrs off .. now where's the door.. :rolleyes:
     
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  13. dave d

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  14. barry107

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    Lets hope he's under 12 stone and not taller then 6ft;

    Wing Walkers must be between 18 and 65 years old, be between 5 and 6ft tall (1.52-1.83m) and weigh less than 12 stone (77kg).
     
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  15. BLAGGERS

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    12stone!!! Me bollokcs weigh that...
     
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  16. barry107

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    When fully loaded, i'm sure ;)
     
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  17. Givover

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    Not a track day but a similar feeling
     
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  18. Repsol Rob

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    They ve done a good job hiding their balls........!
     
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  19. Givover

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    I know'' but he is 50'' so won't care.Ha!!
     
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  20. Horney

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    I suprised my old man with a Z1300, similar to what he used to have when he was a nipper.

    [​IMG]
     
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