Cooking? Nah, made mesen pork chops wi mash tattys, cabbage, broccoli, n carrot/swede mashed together. Fcuking? Nah, can get that up'th road. Washing/ironing? Nah, launderette just up road. QUILT COVERS!!!!! They are a right bastard! Have to change bedding daily cos I got night sweats for some stupid fcukin reason. Takes me 20 mins every night and i'm pissed off with it. Kaz used to just put 'em together, give 'em a flick and hey presto. Fcukin biatch.
I'm in trouble with mine for getting absolutely bat faced laced night and sleeping on the sofa so she didn't know I'd come home!
Im quite good with quilt covers but im not ridding 100+ miles every night just to come and tuck you in
If your single chose someone else's bet each night, job done. Mine you you have got to have my looks to do that!