The Friday morning drunken bum thead

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  1. IcarusGreen

    IcarusGreen Elite Member

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    Morning Bladers,

    After a night on the sofa due to being incredibly drunk last night I have a hangover that would kill a civvi. Yesterday was promotion drinks in the mess and it went on until early this morning (there are probably still guys in there). I'm in the bad books because the wife didn't know I'd come home and was wondering where I was and todays phys in an 8 mile 'Tab' with a 16kg on my back.

    After looking at the weather I'd like to go out on the bike today but theres no chance I'm going near it today in this bad state.
     
  2. BLAGGERS

    BLAGGERS Well-Known Member

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    I think after the 8 miler you should be sorted. Though ya might wanna make it 20k.....take few 'hair of the dog' tinnies with ya. Think yaself lucky you're not doing CQ combat or similar, THAT would be rough with a hangover. Lol
     
  3. Freedom of choice

    Freedom of choice Elite Member

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    8 miles with 16kg. Im knacked getting to the car with weekly tesco's shopping
     
  4. kpone

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    Jamie will enjoy this one.

    My beloved BIL, whilst on a tour through the Med had a few days stopover at Gibraltar. One evening, my sister phoned him to see how he was and the conservation went along the lines of:

    "JJ?"

    "No Richard."

    "Sorry, I must have dialled the wrong number."

    "Possibly not."

    "Beg your pardon?"

    "Well. I'm a matelot in the Royal Navy, out for a few beers in Gibraltar, and I was just on my way to get a taxi back to the ship when I saw this geezer passed out in the gutter. I don't know him but I did recognise his face as one of the Petty Officers with the helicopter detachment, so I thought I'd do the right thing and take him home. So I bundled him into the back of the taxi and then his phone started to ring".

    You guys don't know my sister but she can make toast just by breathing on bread.

    Happy days.
     
  5. Jamiestrada

    Jamiestrada JamieMultiTraitor

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    PMSL Sounds like JJ and fantastic story, however as scary as she maybe she should of know what she was taking on when she married JJ and been happy he was being cared for in true matelot fashion :)

    But for some reason our other halves never seem to see it that way ?

    I had a complete gyro failure in Istanbul going down a very steep hill shitfaced and managed to twist both ankles (funny for everyone else the next day but hurt a lot!), some booty I had never met before carried me on his back for 2 miles back to the ship ! top fella
     
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  6. IcarusGreen

    IcarusGreen Elite Member

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    You can tell how drunk I was this morning but my atrocious spelling, I've finished work early and am now having some lunch prior to some afternoon kippy kippy. Later on i'll fit my wheels back on and look for some shiny bits for the bike as I've just sold my car :D
     
  7. Jamiestrada

    Jamiestrada JamieMultiTraitor

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    Sounds like your day is back on track :) time to spend spend spend :)
     
  8. kpone

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    Per Mare, per Terram.
     

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