Why I miss my wife......

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  1. BLAGGERS

    BLAGGERS Well-Known Member

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    Cooking? Nah, made mesen pork chops wi mash tattys, cabbage, broccoli, n carrot/swede mashed together.

    Fcuking? Nah, can get that up'th road.

    Washing/ironing? Nah, launderette just up road.

    QUILT COVERS!!!!! They are a right bastard! Have to change bedding daily cos I got night sweats for some stupid fcukin reason. Takes me 20 mins every night and i'm pissed off with it. Kaz used to just put 'em together, give 'em a flick and hey presto. Fcukin biatch.
     
    #1 BLAGGERS, Apr 19, 2012
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  2. ColinBR

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    And there was I thinking you were getting all soppy on us there ;)
     
    #2 ColinBR, Apr 19, 2012
  3. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    Me to

    And stop wanking. Less bed changes needed. I know ;)
     
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  4. BLAGGERS

    BLAGGERS Well-Known Member

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    Must be getting old.....can't be arsed. Lol
     
    #4 BLAGGERS, Apr 19, 2012
  5. Jamiestrada

    Jamiestrada JamieMultiTraitor

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    I think thats as soppy as blaggers gets :) sounds like you miss her, just a wee bit matey :)
     
    #5 Jamiestrada, Apr 20, 2012
  6. BLAGGERS

    BLAGGERS Well-Known Member

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    I miss the blade more. Thank fook the weather's been shite. :D
     
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  7. IcarusGreen

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    I'm in trouble with mine for getting absolutely bat faced laced night and sleeping on the sofa so she didn't know I'd come home!
     
    #7 IcarusGreen, Apr 20, 2012
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    Im quite good with quilt covers but im not ridding 100+ miles every night just to come and tuck you in
     
    #8 fez.57, Apr 20, 2012
  9. BLAGGERS

    BLAGGERS Well-Known Member

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    Self self self.....lol
     
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  10. BLAGGERS

    BLAGGERS Well-Known Member

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    Lol, yea, I just read your thread.
     
    #10 BLAGGERS, Apr 20, 2012
  11. kpone

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    Blags. Get a wipe down sleeping bag.
     
    #11 kpone, Apr 20, 2012
  12. Jamiestrada

    Jamiestrada JamieMultiTraitor

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    Or just cover yourself in newspapers, then bin them in the morning.....
     
    #12 Jamiestrada, Apr 20, 2012
  13. Jamiestrada

    Jamiestrada JamieMultiTraitor

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    Oh for the night sweats not the masturbating !
     
    #13 Jamiestrada, Apr 20, 2012
  14. Carl

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    If your single chose someone else's bet each night, job done. Mine you you have got to have my looks to do that!
     
    #14 Carl, Apr 20, 2012
  15. AshBlade

    AshBlade Riding Goddess

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    Why bother with the quilt just have a quilt cover,you sound hot enough in bed.:cool:
     
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  16. kpone

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    Ash, I really hope you don't live to regret that comment.
     
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  17. Jamiestrada

    Jamiestrada JamieMultiTraitor

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    Maybe there is hope for you yet blaggers :D
     
    #17 Jamiestrada, Apr 20, 2012
  18. AshBlade

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    Arhhhhhh !!!!! as in temperature not the other thingy.;)
     
    #18 AshBlade, Apr 20, 2012
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    :)
     
    #19 Jamiestrada, Apr 20, 2012
  20. BLAGGERS

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    Just my luck. Bollox.
     
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